A guy ran into an old girlfriend at Walmart and they got to laughing about the old days.
"You've grown a beard. You still working as a CPA...counting those beans?"
"No, I quit. You know how I've always wanted to be a writer? Well, I said goodbye to CPA work and began writing. That was two years ago."
"Wow! Have you sold anything yet?"
"Yes. My house, my car, my insurance policy...."