Mason Beats Burger Again!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Hamilton Burger nodded at Lt. Tragg and approached the witness. "Mr. Legg, wasn't it pretty dark around here at 10 PM.?

"Yes Sir"

"Yet you say that you saw another man strangle Miss Prissy Goldfart seven blocks away. How far can you see in the dark, Mr. Legg?"

"A long way, Sir. (He paused to take a peek at Perry Mason). I can see the moon and that's pretty far off. Want me to describe it for you?"

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