Ex Policeman Invents New Doughnut

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

"We were always catching jokes about us being at the doughnut shops while I was still on active duty so after retirement, I decided to do something about it", says Ex-policeman 300-pound Charles Cristopher.

Cristopher kept experimenting with doughnuts at home until he came up with a line of great doughnuts with 7 grams of fiber in each one.

"Now the guys can go in and get the fiber they need and enjoy a great doughnut too. Remember, those breakfast doughnuts are the most important doughnuts of the day!"

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