One Wife Sexual Turn-Off

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

What I was trying to do last was think of a football game while having sex with my wife so that I would last longer. But this morning she told me that my sudden yelling out, "Why use a running play on third and twelve?" was actually a turn-off.

Honestly, I didn't know I was yelling out loud. But it came right before the touchdown on the run back and I got carried away!

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