According to my scuba instructor, if a shark attacks, you're supposed to immediately poke it in the eye with your fingers. Then, I guess you hit it over the head with your fist, and then swim away as fast as you can while yelling "Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo"! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!!
Scuba Instructor A Real Stooge!
Submitted by Bureau
Sunday, 27 October 2013