I am One with my shopping cart.

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Why is it that no matter how inoffensive you are, people get mad at you? There I was in the Food Mart and I accidentally ran my cart into someone who had suddenly came to a stop in front of me. I apologized and looking at her huge stomach, I mumbled "Oh, I hope the baby will be OK."

She sure could run fast for a fat lady.

Anyway, I hear the ambulance and Jaws of Life coming now. Wonder how they'll get me out of this thing?

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