Why is it that no matter how inoffensive you are, people get mad at you? There I was in the Food Mart and I accidentally ran my cart into someone who had suddenly came to a stop in front of me. I apologized and looking at her huge stomach, I mumbled "Oh, I hope the baby will be OK."
She sure could run fast for a fat lady.
Anyway, I hear the ambulance and Jaws of Life coming now. Wonder how they'll get me out of this thing?