Pappy Dewbert was drafted back in the 1940s. After being screamed at all day by a drill sergeant, Pappy was given a comb that night. The next day he was sent to a barber who shaved Pappy's head. The next day the drill sergeant was even worse. That evening, Pappy Dewbert was given a tooth brush and the very next day he was sent over to the dentist who pulled and filled almost every tooth in his head. That night Pappy was given a jock strap. Late that night, Pappy Dewbert ran off and was never seen again.