You Just Can't Allow Them to Take Your 'Person'

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 25 October 2013

Pappy Dewbert was drafted back in the 1940s. After being screamed at all day by a drill sergeant, Pappy was given a comb that night. The next day he was sent to a barber who shaved Pappy's head. The next day the drill sergeant was even worse. That evening, Pappy Dewbert was given a tooth brush and the very next day he was sent over to the dentist who pulled and filled almost every tooth in his head. That night Pappy was given a jock strap. Late that night, Pappy Dewbert ran off and was never seen again.

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