Get My Well Dug Cheap

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

I had this really great idea about getting my new well dug near my doomsday bunker: First, I'd start a rumor about there being silver buried in a jar where I want the well dug. Then I'd plant an old license plate about two foot down. Then, to keep someones metal detector to still be going off, I'd plant a few silver quarters down another two feet, etc. until he had dug my well for me for about $35.

But while I was hiding them, I hit water about ten feet down so I had to give up and fill it back in.

I still think it was a good idea. hee hee.

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