* Heckles you while on your on stage
* Rates your Youtube videos thumbs down
* Stops stalking you
* Signs you up for the Readers Digest competitions
* Stop sending the letters in green ink
* Stalks another member of your family instead
* Stops talking to your breasts
* Unfollows you on twitter
* Doesn't offer you his seat on the tube (USA = subway)
* You actually need 10? Like the first nine wasn't enough?
Original material originally from twitter from hashtag #SignsAGuyDoesntLikeYou (I added the 'anymore' - It's therapy!)
