A freaky man walks into a brothel in Nevada and spots a "midget madame". He decides right away that she is the one that he wants. He has tried a lot of things in life, but never that.
He and the lingerie clad low-rider make their way back to one of the rooms. Once in the room he asks the call girl if he gets a discount. "What are you referring to?" she asks.
"Well, I figured, half size should equal half price, right?"
"Fuck you!" replies the pint sized prostitute.
"That is the idea he says, laughing. Ok, ok. I'm sorry. Can we just 34.5?"
"What?!" she replies, quite miffed at this point.
"Well, we can't fully 69 can we?"