Santa Claus Dead!!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 6 November 2008

One good way I've found to reassure a child who has discovered that the Santa Claus in the mall is fake and has a fake beard they've just pulled down, is to sit them down and explain to them that the real Santa Claus drowned from global warming this year and that guy there in the mall is just trying to help out.

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