I thought sure that the medical school told us that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! We Were in there for a long time and had a lot of rewinding to do.
Of course, it could have been Mom trying to talk to my future wife where I overheard the stomach thing.
Anyway, the operation went well. We got extra guts to help someone else and the guy can wear a diaper when he eats out, cause it ain't got far to go! But on the plus side we gave him two pacemakers and added two inches to his penis.
-I.M. Dr. Moleturd