Heart/Stomach/Guts/Pacemakers/Penis That's it! Sew Him Up!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

I thought sure that the medical school told us that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! We Were in there for a long time and had a lot of rewinding to do.

Of course, it could have been Mom trying to talk to my future wife where I overheard the stomach thing.

Anyway, the operation went well. We got extra guts to help someone else and the guy can wear a diaper when he eats out, cause it ain't got far to go! But on the plus side we gave him two pacemakers and added two inches to his penis.

-I.M. Dr. Moleturd

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