I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy, because he would have caused any other law officers to screw up bad. However, on the way out of town, Helen mooned Goober and he died of a hard attack!
I laughed so hard I ran over Old Man Darlin' and now his boys are after me. They're all silent killers but can really play music.
Maybe I can distract them by starting "Dueling Banjo"!
-Bonnie & Clyde (Helen & Moleturd)