Origin Sexual Hang-Ups

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

I still believe that most of my problems with sex come from when I was only five years old and I got mixed up and hid my pulled tooth in my shorts instead of under my pillow.

I actually woke up with that big fairy doing something weird but he gave me a $5 and shushed me so I never did tell my parents.

I.M. Moleturd

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