We have a Tyson Chicken factory near-by and I used to be one of the guys who went out to the farms, put on some uniforms and chased down the chickens to bring them to the factory.
That is, I worked there until one day we ran late and I saw the way they killed those poor birds.
First they tie them upside down to a conveyor belt and the belt takes them through a dark room with Barry Manilow music which puts them to sleep and then a lazer cuts off their heads.
I quit. Then I went and told PETA about those poor b=chickens having to die while listening to Barry Manilow!
How cruel can you get?
-I.M. Moleturd
