Cruel & Unusual Punishment

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

We have a Tyson Chicken factory near-by and I used to be one of the guys who went out to the farms, put on some uniforms and chased down the chickens to bring them to the factory.

That is, I worked there until one day we ran late and I saw the way they killed those poor birds.

First they tie them upside down to a conveyor belt and the belt takes them through a dark room with Barry Manilow music which puts them to sleep and then a lazer cuts off their heads.

I quit. Then I went and told PETA about those poor b=chickens having to die while listening to Barry Manilow!

How cruel can you get?

-I.M. Moleturd

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