Everything went wrong today at work. For instance, I got 14 paper cuts and I work on the computer all day. Then Jody ate some bad Chinese food for lunch and the whole place smelled like a sewer while he ran back and forth lighting matches and yelling "Sorry!" I'm just thankful that the bathroom didn't explode.
You know, I figured it was going to be one of those day when I woke up on the wrong side of town in a dumpster. Every time that happens, look out for the spam is about to hit the Pan!
-I.M. Moleturd
