Teach A Man To Fish & He'll Want Your Wife Next

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 24 August 2013

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and it won't be a month until he's banging on your door every single day, trying to trade his fish first for your wife, then for your mother, then for a bigger fish.

"Sick to death of fish, fish, fish!"

"Go to different water hole. Maybe different fish."

I am not going to teach him how to hunt!

Moral: If he too stupid to fish, he's too stupid to live!

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