Al Gore! Shut Up!!!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 24 August 2013

I wish that former Vice President Al Gore would just shut up about global warming for awhile. It's causing our kids to have nightmares.

Yesterday evening, I saw him telling a bunch of little kids that Frosty The Snowman would NEVER come back alive again.

During the middle of the night I heard my little 3-year-old sniffing and sobbing and mumbling, "Oh dear Frosty, I shall miss you so."

Maybe if someone threw water on Gore, he'd melt. Crybaby, just because he lost that election.

-I.M. Moleturd

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