Paranoid? I Bet That Means Ugly! I Got Ugly Alright!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 23 August 2013

My psychiatrist told me that if I didn't overcome my feelings of always being persecuted syndrome and getting all upset over nothing, I was in for some deep deep dodo.

That's when I laid into him like a house on fire with both fists, kicked him silly, sat on his face and cut the stinkiest fart this side of Arkansas! Bet that's one ole doc that'll think twice before he ever threatens or calls me ugly again.

I can't get within 100 feet of you, Doc, but I can throw a big rock!

I.M. Moleturd

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