The old perv was caught boasting about how he'd been to top Brit boys' public school Eton.
'It's so posh,' Savile said, 'they even called the gym James, just like me.'
The college's fagging policy was also attractive and Savile said he came to enjoy a regular inter-course Camel at dinner.
And what of their famous sweet-looking Chapel choir boys?
'Best I've ever, er, Eton.'
