Book About Sex All The Talk

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 18 August 2013

"Here it is, right here in Cosmopolitan about how to judge a man."

"Cosmo what? You mean like Cosmo Kramer? What does that monkey know about sex?

"NO! This magazine. It says right here that you can judge a man's sex performance by the way he dances."

"The only dances we ever been to here in Dixie is Square Dancing and I do cut a rug if you know what I mean?"

"So, Moley. You're not only square in bed but you have to have someone shout out at you so you know what to do next?"

"You set me up on that, didn't you?"

I.B. Moleturd

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