Remembering The Honeymoon

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 18 August 2013

Moley what are you laughing about?

Remember when we went on our honeymoon in Bermuda and Hawaii?

No. I remember you bought us some shorts and big colored shirts.

And we were laying out in the sun in the deck chairs?

You mean the the two lay-back chairs in the back yard?

Yeah. Well, we had been romantic and I fell asleep but I forgot and left "Li'l Moley" hanging out and did he ever get a sunburn!

That's true. Just about ruined the honeymoon.

Yeah, but I slipped off into the kitchen and was dangling him in some cold milk and you caught me.

Yeah. I remember thinking "I wonder if he always does that and here I been poring it on my cereal."

But that's not what you said. You looked at me trying to cool myself and you said, "So THAT'S how you guys load those things!"

Nope! You must have dreamed it Haw Haw Haw! That WAS funny wudden it? But I was just a kid of 31.

-I.B. Moleturd

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