They even call me by my nickname, "Einstein".
How many times have I heard them say, "Did you know that you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe, Einstein?"
Then one day there was, "If you have to wear a long-tailed shirt to work, I'd lift it a little higher when I crapped, Einstein.
Boy was that a mess as I had dropped goodies out of my shirt tail from the bathroom to my cubicle.
I heard the boss. "My! My! Looks like the trail comes to an abrupt end right by your entrance, Einstein."
-I.B. Einstein Moleturd
