After Thirty Years in Prison

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 11 August 2013

"A pale little man walked into the pub last night and told us he had just got out of our southern prison."

"What happened?"

'I am a math teacher and I was trying to check out two books from the NYC Library on math but when I went to check them out, there was a long line. I finally got up front and a lady checked my library card and told me it had expired. I had to fill out a new paper.

So I got in another long line after I filled out the paper but after a good while I noticed the line was to the bathroom so I had to get into another long line to check my books.

The lady took down my information and started to check my two books out by using my new card but she noticed I had left something out.'

"This doesn't say exactly where you are from. Can you prove that you are from New York City?"

'So I stabbed her.'

-I.B. Moleturd (Pub always interesting)

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