I tried to trick Myrtle into the age thing. She was watching the Country Music Channel.
"What say we go out and buy ourselves a new Studebacker, Myrtle?"
"Hush Moleturd. I like this song. Besides there are no Studebackers anymore. You're trying to trick me again."
"No. Just thought we might uh..get us a Classic...ahem!"
"Well, I never heard of such in all my born days."
"What?"
"They named that new country in Africa "Taylor Swift"!"
"Why? She give them some money?"
"No. Apparently because it's under-developed!"
-I.B. Moleturd
