I just saved us a whole sh*tload of money on burial expenses.
I picked out two really small coffins for Myrtle and me and saved thousands, although they didn't care much for the idea but as I figured, better some money than none.
Here's my plan already paid for; Once one of us dies, the funeral people will let us rot in the back until we fit into the little caskets. I'll have him includes some Dr. Scholls.
Neat, huh?
I just thought of something better but it's too late now. I bet a pet cemetery would have been even cheaper!
I.B. Moleturd
