Jupitor Lindsay Gonna Fry!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Our old friend and bar mate, Jupitor Lindsay finally got news from his lawyer who was in here earlier.

Jupitor lost it completely and wiped out his whole family last year. Then the next weekend he wiped out another family that looked like his.

Jupitor and whiskey just don't mix.

Anyway, the lawyer Jupitor sent to tell us the verdict. He said he had good news and bad news for Jupitor.

Of course, he wanted to know the bad news first.

"You're going to fry. Electric chair next Tuesday."

"And the good news?"

"I've persuaded them to lower the voltage!"

I'll may never be able to eat Bubble & Squeak again.

-I.B. Moleturd

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