Bird Poop Facial On A Moleturd!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

The wife just had a bird poop facial.

"Don't I look younger, Moley?"

"Well you look different at least. Did they not find it humorous that a lady named Moleturd wanted a bird poop facial?"

"That's not funny, Moleturd!"

"No, but you look different. Got it! You got braces on your dentures. I don't think I ever heard of that before. Another younger look I guess."

"I'm going upstairs, Moleturd. And you better take your pill and come see me in about one hour!"

Braces on false teeth! Well at least I'll have something to tell the guys tonight at the Pub. Better take that pill. I'm 3 minutes late now.

-I.B. Moleturd

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