Some Great Advice

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Here's some great advice that I give you for free because I want you to survive! Never ever get on an elevator with a couple of drunks that have eaten asparagus sometime during the past 24 hours.

Now. Now. You can tell if you stand anywhere near them before the elevator comes down.

At one point, I was about to hold my breath till I passed out and jamming the button for the nearest floor and Barry Manilow was puking out of the sound system when the elevator stopped and the 2 got out. So did I.

I walked up ten more flights and went to my room to shower, shave, brush my teeth, change clothes and then walked back down 15 floors to the bar to get smashed.

I could hear the sirens coming closer as I was ordering. Wonder who got on the elevator next?

-I.B. Moleturd

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