How about that new book out by Swartsnagger? I liked it because the only long word in it is his name. You can read it in an hour easily because of all the pictures.
Apparently he used to be in those Hard pore cornography movies before he made it big.
Also I like the fact that Ted Kennedy told Swarts that he may be bigger everywhere else but HIS head was bigger. Ha Ha!
Maria Shriver won't like this book at all, especially all those old midget friends dropping by from the old XXX-Rated Films.
Is there a Pulitzer Prize for pics in a book? He can also draw pretty good. Better than my daughter Miley and my niece Miley both.
-I.B. Moleturd
