In A Lusty Mood

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 5 August 2013

I was in a lusty mood this evening on the way home so I thought I'd purchase a single rose for my lady. You know how women are. A small token is all it takes. Especially when a small token is all you have to give.

$5.00 For A Single Rose,$6.50 if it's placed in a little Glass tube!

Forget that. Then I thought maybe some nice music..once I got over my Lady Godiva chocolate shock at B&N.

There was a cheap bunch up front. "CD: Music The Amish Love" for $3.00 but after thinking it over, how do the Amish play the CD?

Well by this time I was getting tired but still horny so I finally selected "Bagpipes For The Fox Trot" for a buck from a guy on the street.

Bet I get the old Fox to trot off to bed with me tonight.

-I.B. Moleturd

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