Paint Job

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 5 August 2013

I wanted to get my porch painted and engaged a local man who did odd jobs.
He said he would do it for £50, which I thought was reasonable.
I got him the paint and asked him to get on with it while I did some work on the computer upstairs.
When I came downstairs I asked how the painting had gone.
'Great' he said 'I had enough paint for two coats. That bottled green is quite eye catching.'
I paid him his £50 and he turned to me. 'By the way your car is not a Porche it's a Ferrari.'

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