Recently I went to America and found I had spent all my money and needed cash quick.
I knew you could give blood in the states so I got my wife to volunteer and she got paid 20$.
The next day I went to a sperm bank and donated some semen for 100$.
My wife was furious at what she felt was sexual discrimination.
She then stood me up against the wall and gave me a fantastic blow job.
Then she got ready to go out.
I asked her what she was doing. She did not reply but gave me a note: 'I'm off to the Sperm Bank'.
