No Wonder She Always Wears All That Make-Up

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 5 August 2013

The wife won't let me see her anymore at night. She's like a vampire in reverse. Before she ever comes out of her room, she has to put on her make-up.

So one day I wrote to the NSA to see if I could get a photo of her in her room in the morning before she put on her make-up.

Now I wish I hadn't.

It's so bad that she looks exactly like she does on her driver's license.

Don't you love it when they tell you to have a seat and just as you start to sit down they snap the photo?

I look like I'm trying to take a crap with my clothes on.

-I.B. Moleturd

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