Sex Last Night!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 4 August 2013

"Mrytle, everything looks funny this morning."

"No wonder, after all that beer and sex last night."

"Sex? Oh yeah. Did you clean up my bed?"

"Yes. Moley, did you put your contact lens in? You're walking into things?"

"Yes I put the contact lens in. I took them out before we had sex last night."

"Well, you've got both of them in the same eye!"

"Say Myrtle, I think you had your bra turned backwards up there in the bedroom last night. Was it my eyesight?"

"No! It just fits better this way. Now get out of my way so I can go hang out those sheets."

-I.B. Moleturd

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