Not Shy On Our Wedding Night

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 3 August 2013

You know what, I think Myrtle is older that she told me when we got married a long time ago. I mean, she wasn't exactly shy on our wedding night.

Also, I love sports and she don't but I finally got her to go to a basketball game with me last year.

We got there and finally got our seats and beer and my six hot dogs and there was a big roar as a guy on our team dunked the ball!

"You see that, Myrtle? He jammed it right through the hoop."

"Yeah I saw him thrown it through that big wire hoop. When did they do away with the peach baskets?"

I.B. Moleturd

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