This gypsy woman told me that from now on, I could use my life force to do things with my mind.
How stupid I thought. But then I got to the grocery store and the doors just slid apart. They did it again when I left.
Next thing I know, is that when I go to wash my hands this air comes out and dries them. And, now get this, my urinal and commode flushed all by themselves!
I can't wait until tonight to get home to Myrtle and find she's grown into Dolly when I go upstairs! (and I don't mean the sheep).
-I.B. Moleturd
