I Think, Therefore I Am Not At WalMart

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 1 August 2013

"I think, therefore I am!" You ever read that crock? It makes no sense but I hear people quoting it all the time.

How about those that don't think? "Therefore they ain't"?

I see those people every day at WalMart walking around in their pajamas with a blank look on their faces. But they DO exist. They IS!

"I think, therefore I am."

That sounds to me like they're cat food. (Iam).

-I.B. Moleturd

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