My Friend Harold Really Screwed Up This Time!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 31 July 2013

My friend Harold is really in a mess. He's even afraid to come out of his house. It's been three months now and he's having everything delivered to his door.

See, Harold had always wanted to be a priest and his own priest recommended that he stay at a monastery for a couple of years.

There's where he screwed up.

During the sworn rites, he got his tongue all tangled up and instead of taking a "Vow of Silence" he took a "Sow of Violence!".

That thing is horrible and follows him everywhere when he gets out. Took a chunk out of his leg before he escaped to his house.

You gotta watch that kind of stuff.

-I.B. Moleturd

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