Giant Spider Dreams!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 29 July 2013

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie" it means you're dreaming about Dean Martin and he's drunk again.

Look out, because that Jerry Lewis will come in at any time and do something funny and ask for money.

Why can't I dream about giant spiders, Freddy Kruger and the thing that's right behind you and your door won't open like everybody else?

I.B. Moleturd

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