Plans To Sue School

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 26 July 2013

I have decided to sue that school my daughter, Browie Moleturd, especially the music teacher.

All Brownie knows to play is "Brahms Lullaby".

So far it has put me to sleep while working on my car and I fell asleep and the Fire Department Jaws of Life had to come and pull me out.

Then there was the time I missed the ending to a great ballgame, finally falling off the couch.

Plus, Brownie will have no more siblings if I keep falling asleep on Myrtle. (who was already asleep).

-I.B. Moleturd

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