What's wrong with Casinos these days? Now most of them don't even allow you to smoke! You have to leave the game or the machine and go outside to a smoking area.
I was winning like crazy on a hot slot machine, Mr. Cash Man, and I won so much the machine starting smoking.
"Sir, you'll have to go outside to smoke!"
"I'm not smoking, it's the slot machine. It's so hot, it's smoking!"
So they
took the slot machine outside.
Somehow, I think something crooked is going on here.
"Are the machines loose?"
"It won't do you any good if they are, Lady. They'll just remove them to the toilet."
-Moleturd
