Myrtle and me didn't know how to take it when our son says he was gay. I, of course, was tickled to death because I love life too. Then Myrtle explained to me what he meant. It took almost three hours.
So I finally accepted it as a fact.
Then he announced that he was going to be in a gay beauty contest. What a mess. My face was red the whole time.
However he DID win the beauty contest and how many dads can say that?
I wish I was one of those dads.
-Moleturd