I saw in the National News that you can have a heart attack if you skip breakfast. Anyone else read that? Let me tell you, it's true. We skipped breakfast last month and stayed in bed an extra five minutes for whoopee and the wife just told me that she's pregnant.
That was about an hour ago.
At least that is what the clock says in my hospital room.
Why didn't that story come out about two months ago? Now I've got to get my arteries cleaned and my tubes tied.