Jimmy Savile the philanthropisst

Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 21 July 2013

The wily old rascal was interviewed about one of his pet charities which provides IVF treatments for the infertile.

'Jim, is it true that you're conducting research into cross-species fertilization?' a young reporter asked.

'Er, not really,' Savile replied, 'it's all mostly theoretical stuff at the moment.'

'But you said you'd reveal the outcome of a scientific experiment about what happens when you insert human DNA into a Peruvian Chinchilla Rabbit?'

'What happens, what happens?' Savile thundered. 'You get banned from the petting zoo.'

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