Shortest Ones Are Bad?

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 21 July 2013

So I was telling Myrtle the other night about the David Tua verses Michael Moorer and that the boxing match ended in less than two minutes. Now there was the one between Mike Tyson and Michael Spinks lasted under three minutes but what a thriller that was.

Also, Mike Tyson again verses (That's versus, Idiot). LIKE I Said. Mike Tyson versus Marvis Frazier, that one was under three minutes but wow,,what a thrill! What a three minutes!

"Moleturd", she stopped me. "I don't care about how long boxing matches last! I'm talking to you about our sex life!"

-I.B. Moleturd

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