I don't want to brag but...oh, yes I do to be honest. But my wife is so proud of me and in all truth so am I.
You see, in this time of high unemployment, I have gotten me a job that pays $15 per hour. Also, I'm working for a good cause.
I applied for a job with the PETA people where I can help keep rare and semi-rare species alive. Plus, I work on the big boys.
As of last Monday, I have been working as the chief Rare-Animal Masturbator for the state's zoo.
So, shake hands with the new head of the department! No? Jealousy doesn't become one, you know.
-I.B. Moleturd
