Coyote Catches, Kills, Eats Road Runner!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Just once, just once I'd like to see Wiley Coyote catch that road runner and barbecue that little sucker!

Oh, I don't feel like that about Speedy Gonzales or Tweety Bird and that Sylvester.

But they never let you hear what all that filthy road runner says to bait poor old Wiley.

The censors always beep that part out!

Clarabell the Clown got the same treatment on Howdy Doody! Believe me, they were running away from more than a seltzer bottle!

-I.B. Moleturd

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