Oral for Oldies

Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

An elderly couple, Ed and Marg lived in an old folks home and had feelings for one another for quite some time.

Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip.

The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told them to say put.

When the coach with the elders in had pulled away the couple made sure the coast was clear before slipping into Ed's bedroom.

As soon as they'd taken their clothes off and got into bed Ed asked Marg what her biggest sexual turn on was.

"I love to be licked down below!" came the reply.

So Ed ventured downwards. After five minutes he came back up, gasping for air.

"Any wrong?" Marg asked.

"Well yes theres a horrible smell and it tastes quite bad down there" he tells her.

"Oh" she replied, "That must be my arthritis"

"In your pussy?" Ed asked.

"No", Marg answered, "The arthritis is in my shoulder! I can't wipe my arse anymore!"


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