I hadn't known that Susie was gay until our class' twentieth annual high school reunion, when she introduced me to her date. "This is Brenda," she said, "my BFF."
"Your best friend forever?" I asked, shaking Brenda's hand.
"No," Susie corrected me, looking at Brenda's big, beautiful boobs. "She's my bosom buddy; we're breast friends forever!"
